11:05 p.m. - 2007-02-09
Let it blow let it blow
Last night I went out and fucked a sheep.
Well ok it was a stuffed one, but I do have a picture of me doing it somehere...
I also met up with this girl that I'd had a crush on a few years back (she also had one on me) and she was fucking awesome to be with...Such a free loving spirit... She had an Eagle carved into her back, I shit you not. 5'8", over 300lbs and all woman...Every now and then I could just lean over and hug her and kiss her and lick her neck for name damn reason at all and she'd give it right back.
Unfortunately we both got so excited about the prospect of havig carnal knowledge of our mutual crushes that we got wayyy to drunk and totally failed to get off with each other.
Oh well.
Another fucked up day in Mr. Rogers neighborhood. And hot Brazilian cybersex chica has gone AWOL.
Flora called me today. I think she is beginning to understand what needs to happen, even though I have no cluse what that is....
Oh my god I would screw Satan and all his little pixies for a blowjob right now.
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